Stanley Kubrick: Great Director, or the man who faked the Moon landing?

Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Jay Weidner has finally gotten to the bottom of this moon landing business, and it turns out the evidence was right under everyone's nose. On the site Conspiracy Planet, and on his own website, Weidner unveils the culprit behind the supposed "Moon Landing:" the late film director Stanley Kubrick.

While lay people know Kubrick simply as the guy who directed such films as "The Shining" and "2001: A Space Odyssey," Weidner unveils the extraordinary number of "coincidences" that prove that Kubrick was behind the moon landing hoax. For instance, Stanley Kubrick directed a movie about space in 1968. And just the following year Nasa claims to have landed on the moon. And where is the moon located, you ask? In space!

The proof, Weidner states, is everywhere. Most notably in the movie itself. In the following quote, Weidner humbly explains his discoveries regarding the "black monolith" that appears in the film: "For the first time anywhere... I show how Kubrick designed the black monolith to be exactly the same size as the screen on which 2001 was projected. The monolith and the screen are the same thing. The monolith is the screen and the screen is the monolith. It is truly one of the greatest discoveries in cinema history," said the incredibly modest Weidner.

"When one realizes that Kubrick also used the Front Screen Projection system - not only for the ape scenes in 2001 - but also the fake the moon landings - we can see a double, or even possibly a triple meaning, inside the idea that the screen is the monolith and the monolith is the screen," said Weidner.

Um...ok. I get it. So the monolith IS the screen, man. But what does that prove, exactly?

Again, Weiner points to symbolism that only he is wise enough to see as proof that Kubrick faked the moon landing: "If the monolith is that device that enlightens humanity then the Front Screen Projection system, and it's unmistakable fingerprints, is the device that enlightens humanity as to how the Apollo landings were faked," said Weidner, referring to a film technique Kubrick used that was "unmistakably" used to fake the moon landing.

Weidner goes on to outline further evidence, like Kubrick's level of artistic control and large budget while making "2001", which obviously points to the fact that the film was funded by the U.S. government. Even the sub-par nature of "Eyes Wide Shut", Kubrick's last film, is explained. The film was bad because the government cut out all the parts explaining the truth behind the moon landing. Of course!

In light of his uncovering of the Kubrick conspiracy, Weidner truly is a genius. Unfortunatley, like the hidden messages in 2001: A space Odyssey, only he can really see it.