Friday, March 26, 2010

The dark powers of evil are on a quest to rule the world, but the world isn't about to be conquered without a fight. A small band of warriors have pledged to stop them. Yet this battlefield lies not in the realm of the flesh but in the virtual land where all great wars are waged, in the mystical world that Nostradamus referred to in his quatrains as the "Visio Libri." Today, lay people refer to it as The Facebook.

Deep within the heart of this Facebook, which is also home to other bloody struggles like Vampire Wars and a terrible conflict between Pirates and Ninjas, the Illuminati have amassed an army of 5,564 "Fans." According to various sources, these ruthless power mongers, reviled on such forums as "Above Top Secret," are responsible for all the world's ills, from war & famine to Ke$ha and Miley Cyrus.

With their unholy army 5,564 fans, and supposed control of everything except conspiracy website, there would seem to be no stopping them. Thankfully, Facebook boasts a small band of highly trained Illuminati fighters, dedicated to protecting the decent people of the earth. The group calls itself "F**k the Freemasons and the Illuminati," and with their 1,245 members, they could very well be the only things standing between the Illuminati and world domination...The strange thing is, the group seems to be of the belief that the Illuminati already run the world. So...how do they allow this group to exist? And how can this simple Facebook group stop them?

For the group's leader the answer is simple: indoctrinate the youth. "Invite your friends let try getting a million strong agianst the freemasons, illuminati, and show them they have been exposed, i try and tell everyone and anyone and teach them about what is really going on in this world, awareness is needed for the youth, i feel so good when i see that youth aged 14-15 know about this, when i was that age i did not have a clue about them. so people please invite your friends list. "

With an ambitious plan like that, hopefully it will only be a matter of time before this group of 14 year olds over runs the illuminati and their godless conspiracy. The days of the illuminati are numbered...the freemasons too. F**k them.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

The true Origin of the Human Species

Kirk Cameron was right! Darwin has finally been disproved, and without the aid of any of those stuck up scientists. Mankind didn't evolve from Monkeys! They evolved from Lizards.

In a particularly lengthy post on Above Top Secret, "autowrench" reveals the true origins of the Human species: lizard people who live underneath our very feet. He (or she) includes a link to a website outlining our cold blooded origins, called The Reptilian Agenda

For too long, the Reptilians have kept our roots secret (That's very high on their agenda). But thanks to bold thinkers like Wrench, we now know the truth. According to Wrench, Reptilians who came from space created human beings in their image (minus the scales), and they dwell within the earth, only emerging occasionally to contact bloggers and have sex with Pamela Stonebrooke.

Wrench reveals that the Reptilians (aka the Annunaki) were also the reason the U.S. invaded Iraq: "I certainly suspected that Saddam Hussein had found something, perhaps Anunnaki technology left by them, and that was why the US really went in. Was Saddam attempting to contact the Anunnaki? Was he successful? We may never know."
Hussein may not have had ties to Al-Qaeda, but he may have had ties to the lizard people, whom are likely fall more dangerous.

Apart from explaining the origins of mankind and the U.S. Invasion of Iraq, the post also briefly explores the biblical references to creatures who live under the earth. For example, "Revelation 5:3 (KJV) And no man in heaven, nor in earth, neither under the earth, was able to open the book, neither to look thereon."

Under the earth, eh? Clearly that is a reference to the underground Reptilian empire.

The Bible may not mention the Reptilians by name, intelligent investigators like Autowrench, the Edward R. Murrow of Reptilian journalism, have been able to read between the lines.

The post inspired a lengthy comment thread, filled mostly with people who had also uncovered the truth about the Reptilians. One helpful comment even included a link
to a youtube video which explains the intricacies of the Reptilian civilization.

While Autowrench deserves credit for a very enlightening post, he fails to answer important questions like: Was Jim Morrison really their king? Was he a Reptilian? Are there other celebrity Reptilians among us?

Thankfully, many of those who commented on the post answered several of the unanswered questions.For example, "Reptilians control us via our CHAKRAS, mainly the lower chakras. This is why I never do any chakra based meditation now, all you do when you open chakras is FEED the reptilians," said Mr. Green.

A few readers, however, were not convinced by Wrench's Reptilian theory, and they attacked what they felt were factual inaccuracies in the post.

"Reptile humanoids AREN'T ALIENS, they are product from Anunnaki engineering, just as US," claimed UCALIEN.

Of course, that sounds a little far fetched.

Most experts on the underground Reptilian civilization that controls us through our Chakras would probably disagree with such an outlandish theory.