Jay-Z's Blueprint... of Evil!

Evil, thy name is Hova.

In a series of web videos, or rather, in one very long video broken into at least 11 parts, called the "Jay-Z Deception", youtube user "theforerunner777" has finally revealed the many hidden connections between Jay-Z (aka "Hova"), the Freemasons, the Beatles, and of course, Satan.

According to "forerunner", Jay-Z has long been part of the Freemason conspiracy to bring about the rule of Satan on earth. The proof, he says, is everywhere. For example, Jay-Z has released a trilogy of albums referred to as "The Blueprint." Hmmm...Who uses blueprints to build things? Masons! And who designs blueprints? Architects. And who is the architect with designs for an evil empire that will envelope all the world? Who could that be? Could it be... Satan?!!!

One could only come to one conclusion after making all those observations: Jay-Z is obviously a Satan-worshipping tool of the devil.

The whole series is filled with revelations like that. Other artists are implicated as well, from the Beatles("Aleister Crowley IS Sgt.Pepper!") to Kanye West (who really represents, as the video reveals, Osiris, the Egyptian lord of the underworld).

Even Ed Hardy clothing is apparently part of the conspiracy. The masons, according to the video, are fond of the "skull and bones" symbol, as is Satan. And what do these clothes have on them? Skulls and bones. The math is simple: Skulls = Satan. Ed Hardy = Skulls. Therefore, Ed Hardy = Satan.

Much of the video centers around the "Luciferian" messages in the music video for the Jay-Z song "Run this Town." As forerunner explains, the true meaning of the song is that Jay-Z believes "Lucifer is going to run the cities [or towns] of the Earth for eternity!"

Perhaps the lone flaw of this very scholarly video is that it fails to explain the full scope of the satanic conspiracy within the realm of the music world. Is Gucci Mane involved? What about Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas? I've long suspected she was sent by Satan himself to torment the world, and that "Fergalicious" plays on a continuous loop in Hell.

Unfortunately, we will have to wait for more revelations from "theforerunner777." Or perhaps we can try to listen for the evil messages on the radio ourselves.

Maybe, just maybe, "Tik Tok" by Ke$ha has a deeper, more sinister meaning.

Or maybe not.