The dark powers of evil are on a quest to rule the world, but the world isn't about to be conquered without a fight. A small band of warriors have pledged to stop them. Yet this battlefield lies not in the realm of the flesh but in the virtual land where all great wars are waged, in the mystical world that Nostradamus referred to in his quatrains as the "Visio Libri." Today, lay people refer to it as The Facebook.

Deep within the heart of this Facebook, which is also home to other bloody struggles like Vampire Wars and a terrible conflict between Pirates and Ninjas, the Illuminati have amassed an army of 5,564 "Fans." According to various sources, these ruthless power mongers, reviled on such forums as "Above Top Secret," are responsible for all the world's ills, from war & famine to Ke$ha and Miley Cyrus.

With their unholy army 5,564 fans, and supposed control of everything except conspiracy website, there would seem to be no stopping them. Thankfully, Facebook boasts a small band of highly trained Illuminati fighters, dedicated to protecting the decent people of the earth. The group calls itself "F**k the Freemasons and the Illuminati," and with their 1,245 members, they could very well be the only things standing between the Illuminati and world domination...The strange thing is, the group seems to be of the belief that the Illuminati already run the world. So...how do they allow this group to exist? And how can this simple Facebook group stop them?

For the group's leader the answer is simple: indoctrinate the youth. "Invite your friends let try getting a million strong agianst the freemasons, illuminati, and show them they have been exposed, i try and tell everyone and anyone and teach them about what is really going on in this world, awareness is needed for the youth, i feel so good when i see that youth aged 14-15 know about this, when i was that age i did not have a clue about them. so people please invite your friends list. "

With an ambitious plan like that, hopefully it will only be a matter of time before this group of 14 year olds over runs the illuminati and their godless conspiracy. The days of the illuminati are numbered...the freemasons too. F**k them.