Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Death from above: Chemtrails, C.A.C.T.U.S. and yet another conspiracy to kill us all

The airplanes that fly above our heads may be being used for a purpose more sinister than transporting people and materials from place to place in a timely manner. A slew of evidence has been gathering on such journalistic hotbeds as Conspiracy Planet and Above Top Secret regarding an aerial threat more lethal than Alien Spacecraft or Millionaires in hot air baloons: Chemtrails.

To the untrained eye, the trails left by passing airplanes are nothing more than harmless exhaust or water vapor. To those who know better, they are evidence of a sinister plot to poison people or, even more horrifyingly, control their minds.

Thankfully, the internet is rife with groups that have taken it upon themselves to study the evil chemtrails and fight against them. Carnicom.com is among the premier "scientific" sites studying the effects of these chemtrails on the general populace.

It is the site's contention that the site causes Morgellons, some sort of mysterious skin condition. The site blames chemtrails for a number of different ailments, but is extremely difficult to navigate, possibly due to prolonged exposure to said chemtrails.

Another group, C.A.C.T.U.S. (Citizens Against Chemtrails in the U.S.) has circulated a petition demanding a Congressional Investigation into the sinister aerial phenomenon.

Conspiracy "scholars" disagree on the exact nature of the trails, who is spraying them, why, and where. All they are sure of is that they are definitely a grave threat to you and your loved ones.

Oh, and that they need more money to investigate it.

As one portion of the site circulating petitions says:

"What's in the chemtrails, and why are they spraying us? We wish we knew. There are only a few planes in the world that have the equipment to analyze the spray mix and can get to the CT altitudes, clearance must be obtained to fly into the trails and money must be raised for the $22,000 per day plane rental fee."

Only $22,000 a day to study the sinister nature of plane vapor trails which are apparently going to kill us all? That sounds like a great investment.